Napoleon dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is a character who's been begging for the talking keychain treatment - and here it is! Yes, dweeb-fans, the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Keychain is a pocket-sized electronic device that allows you to enjoy the wit and wisdom of the world's greatest alienated dork whenever and wherever you want. Simply press a button and you'll hear one of six classic Napoleon quotes, including:
"Lucky"
"Can you bring in my chapstick... my lips hurt real bad."
"I like your sleeves...they're real big."
"GOSH!"
"A liger... It's pretty much my favourite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic."Needless to say you'll need to be a right nerd to want a Napoleon Dynamite Talking Keychain in the first place. But the comedic value of this device is so off the scale you won't care.

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